Parscelona Virtual Scrapbook

"Woo-hoo, I got a mention in a newspaper!"

Go on, admit it, you've all revelled in some kind of achievement of yours in the local press - maybe you won an award, maybe you run over sheep for a living, or maybe the Poppleton Gazette published your feature on how to construct a life-size replica of Alvin Stardust using only condoms and matchsticks. Whatever the reason, you love getting in the papers. Well, despite our supreme football skills, Parscelona are only human so we get our cheap thrills from it too. So for no other reason than vanity, here is... the Parscelona Virtual Scrapbook!

Kneel before us and bask in our reflective glory, you puny maggots.

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